10 Random Poker Quotes

If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me. -- Dan Nelson
Where's the buffet? -Doyle Brunson
"I dont mind getting beaten by a good player, and I dont even mind getting beaten by a bad player, but I cant stand getting beaten by a bad player who thinks he is good." H.L.B. Tunica, MS
"If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
You can't let it get you down when somebody knocks you out of a tournament playing a hand they shouldn't have played. Without these types of players, nobody would win any amount of money, so sometimes you just have to take your medicine. - T.J. Cloutier, Championship Omaha
To win a bit of money, make your opponent think your hand is stronger than it is. To win a lot of money, make him think your hand is weaker than it is. - Josh Avery
Sucking out won't help you. The only cure for stupidity is losing. -- The BRICK --
Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
When I play badly, I lose fast. When I play well, I lose slowly. In a tournament, the net result is the same: I LOSE! - RH 11-6-05
im going to 2 out you to death