10 Random Poker Quotes

• "Oh give me a break, Ace-eight! I guess some people like getting their money in as a 3-to-1 underdog." -Phil Hellmuth, at the 2004 WSOP
• Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
• Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
• "I want him to think that I am pondering a call, but all I'm really thinkin about it Vegas and the fuckin' Mirage." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
• No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
• women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
• Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
• "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
• Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves" ActionDave
• "I'm broke one day and have a fortune the next day, and I don't give a damn" --Jack "Treetop" Straus--