10 Random Poker Quotes

• The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
• "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
• "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
• Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves" ActionDave
• "Give me running 10's boy!!" Mike Laing - after CALLING 78K with 10-8 on a board of K22
• Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• See AA before the flop is like a smile from the girl of your dreams, see AA lose to a pour hand on the river feels like the same chick just gave you a bad case of blue balls
• "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
• If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
• With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves