10 Random Poker Quotes

• Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
• Fook the floosh droo!
• I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament -Phil Helmuth
• It's Free To Fold...
• Poker - love the pain or play checkers. - MoeSyzslak
• How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
• "Poker is just like the fucking universe man, the different combinations and outs are infinite so it's pointless racking your mind about bad beats and shit" Stephen Morris
• Acey Deucy Never Leucy --Phil Hellmuth
• If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.