10 Random Poker Quotes

• im going to 2 out you to death
• If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
• "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
• "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
• Don't look at when a player sucks out on you with a trash hand as a loss. Think of it as an investment that will be returned with interest.
• Those eggs smell delicious!
• "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."
• this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
• I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament -Phil Helmuth
• "The poker player learns that sometimes both science and common sense are wrong; that the bumblebee can fly; that, perhaps, one should never trust an expert; that there are more things in heaven and earth than are dreamt of by those with an academic bent." -- David Mamet