10 Random Poker Quotes

• Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
• Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
• Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher. -Amarillo Slim
• "All-in, bitches!!!"
• Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
• when i folded an A-7 suited under the gun which would've ended up giving me the small end of a mini jackpot, my dad said, "yeah, if i would've driven to Tucson, I would've found that diamond ring. But i don't drive to Tucson."
• Acey Deucy Never Leucy --Phil Hellmuth
• Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
• "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
• "Hooks (pair of Jacks) are for Fish. You've got to flop 'em, fold 'em, or fornicate 'em." Johnnie Moss