10 Random Poker Quotes

• Fold and live to fold again
• "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed
• Poker is for fat, American losers.
• The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
• Those eggs smell delicious!
• I can't raise it up. - Cow Jacobs
• Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
• "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
• " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
• Fook the floosh droo!