10 Random Poker Quotes

• Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
• Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
• If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
• Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
• Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
• If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
• Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
• Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown