10 Random Poker Quotes

• "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
• Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
• "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott, "Rounders"
• "Hooks (pair of Jacks) are for Fish. You've got to flop 'em, fold 'em, or fornicate 'em." Johnnie Moss
• Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in. --Jarod Kintz
• Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
• You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
• No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
• Trying to find the odds (not percentage) for this hand. One person has JJ the other 1010. On the flop is J 10 10, what are the odds of this happening?
• never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson