10 Random Poker Quotes

i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.
"I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family." -Uncle Remus
"Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck" - Phil Hellmuth
What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's? Your a dead duck.
I'm a better poker player than I am a player. -RedGrant
Please screen your these quotes, most of the crap people submit here don't classify as poker quotes at all, they just express how badly those persons misunderstand the game of poker or how proud they are that they understand elemntry concepts such as "counting outs" or "pot odds", no one cares jerks
In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm