10 Random Poker Quotes

• Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.
• "If i dont make that final table, nobody's gonna remember me next year. If i do make that final table, Im a poker legend overnight" - Dutch Boyd 2003 WSOP Main Event
• People who play poker should also try playing with sock puppets, or, in a more casual event, training ferrets. I hope this pleases fellow pokerites like it pleases me, daily. WOW im wet.
• You have to piss with the dick you have
• The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing. --Nick the Greek
• Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
• "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
• Sucking out won't help you. The only cure for stupidity is losing. -- The BRICK --
• "I guess there's nothing left but all in." -Greg Raymer
• What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's? Your a dead duck.