10 Random Poker Quotes

• The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
• You have to piss with the dick you have
• This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
• "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
• Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
• Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
• Don't look at when a player sucks out on you with a trash hand as a loss. Think of it as an investment that will be returned with interest.
• Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
• The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it