10 Random Poker Quotes

• "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
• After taking a beat: "How bad do they play?...This is the World Series of Poker!" -Phil Hellmuth Jr.
• Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
• never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
• when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
• Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel
• Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible. Lisa: Really? Where? Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.
• "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
• Poker is for loners.
• People who play poker often wear raw hide.