10 Random Poker Quotes

• I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
• Overhead at a ring game during a tournament when people where discussing there bad beat knock outs etc "Ya I got knocked out of both tournies the same way....I got caught Bluffing"
• Poker is for loners.
• "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back" anon
• The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
• I should have stayed home and played with myself.
• Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
• Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in. --Jarod Kintz
• "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
• You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.