10 Random Poker Quotes

• Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
• " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
• See AA before the flop is like a smile from the girl of your dreams, see AA lose to a pour hand on the river feels like the same chick just gave you a bad case of blue balls
• "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
• You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
• "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword
• "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time." -Phil Hellmuth
• Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
• A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
• I should have stayed home and played with myself.