10 Random Poker Quotes

• I couldn't bet it, so I gave my Aunt $2 to make a bet for me. She didn't want me to be disappointed by losing my first bet, so she bought a show ticket. The horse won. It's been 40 years, I still havn't spoken to her again. --Gary Carson
• If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
• A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
• "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
• women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
• I should have stayed home and played with myself.
• Fold and live to fold again
• Fook the floosh droo!
• When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
• "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss