10 Random Poker Quotes

• I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser. -Stu Unger
• some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
• "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
• Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
• "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
• Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
• The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
• when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
• Those eggs smell delicious!