10 Random Poker Quotes

• "In low limit hold em' deception plays a less significant role. Either someone is already looking at that hand or will call out of curiousity." ---Lee Jones
• I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
• The problem with slowplaying the nuts is that there might be somebody else slowplaying a hand they only think is the nuts. -Gary Carson
• "I thought it was jack's" - Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
• "All-in, bitches!!!"
• when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
• "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
• You have to piss with the dick you have
• Sometimes doing the right thing loses you money and the wrong thing gains you money. The trick is figuring the right time to do the wrong thing and the wrong time to do the right thing.
• To win a bit of money, make your opponent think your hand is stronger than it is. To win a lot of money, make him think your hand is weaker than it is. - Josh Avery