10 Random Poker Quotes

• "if you riffle shuffle a standard deck exactly 9 times the cards will return to its original position as it were prior to the 9 riffle shuffles."
• I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
• There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
• I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
• "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
• Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
• women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
• "See, in my world - the world of high-stakes gin and poker - we play for cold, hard cash. It's all business, pure and simple. Anyone who thinks cardplaying is a 'game' - I'll show you a loser. Money... M-O-N-E-Y. That's how you measure success. One dollar at a time. One chip at a time. That's how you keep score." Stu Unger
• Please screen your these quotes, most of the crap people submit here don't classify as poker quotes at all, they just express how badly those persons misunderstand the game of poker or how proud they are that they understand elemntry concepts such as "counting outs" or "pot odds", no one cares jerks
• if u play for the thrill u are ill