10 Random Poker Quotes

• Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
• in the poker game of life women are the rake
• Fold and live to fold again
• I suck, therefore I suck out. North Shore Mike
• Liquor up front, poker in the rear
• I'm a better poker player than I am a player. -RedGrant
• When I was young, I heard that all you need is a chip and chair. Now that I am old, I realize that they weren't talking about tortilla chips.
• Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
• I couldn't bet it, so I gave my Aunt $2 to make a bet for me. She didn't want me to be disappointed by losing my first bet, so she bought a show ticket. The horse won. It's been 40 years, I still havn't spoken to her again. --Gary Carson
• After taking a beat: "How bad do they play?...This is the World Series of Poker!" -Phil Hellmuth Jr.