10 Random Poker Quotes

• I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
• No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
• Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
• If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
• The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
• Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
• Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all Dick McWatters
• I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
• You have to piss with the dick you have
• I can't raise it up. - Cow Jacobs