10 Random Poker Quotes

• Please screen your these quotes, most of the crap people submit here don't classify as poker quotes at all, they just express how badly those persons misunderstand the game of poker or how proud they are that they understand elemntry concepts such as "counting outs" or "pot odds", no one cares jerks
• If you lock 100 retards in a room and make them play a tournament, one of them has to win. If you do that in each state, you will produce 50 state champions. If you lock those 50 retards in a room, call it the Poker Championship of the Universe, one of them has to win, and then PokerStars gets 10%.
• Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
• "I guess there's nothing left but all in." -Greg Raymer
• "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
• Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
• women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
• "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time." -Phil Hellmuth
• Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
• "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die