10 Random Poker Quotes

• A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples... -doyle brunson, circa 1986
• I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
• I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
• "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
• I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
• If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
• "I guess the sayings' true. In the poker game of life, women are the rake man. They are the f---kin' rake." - Worm (Rounders, 1998)
• women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
• How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
• "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."