10 Random Poker Quotes

• you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
• I don't really mind getting bad beats. Of course, 9 times out of 10, my superior cards will win. But that 1 time in 10 that someone catches lucky cards and beats me, I don't get mad. Because each of the next 9 times they think they can catch something adds another inch to my television.
• "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott, "Rounders"
• "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses." Alex Powers
• I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
• You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
• "I want him to think that I am pondering a call, but all I'm really thinkin about it Vegas and the fuckin' Mirage." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
• I can't raise it up. - Cow Jacobs
• I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser. -Stu Unger
• "I guess there's nothing left but all in." -Greg Raymer