10 Random Poker Quotes

• Welcome to kicker school
• I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
• Sucking out won't help you. The only cure for stupidity is losing. -- The BRICK --
• Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in. --Jarod Kintz
• When I was young, I heard that all you need is a chip and chair. Now that I am old, I realize that they weren't talking about tortilla chips.
• Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• Poker is for loners.
• "No river, no fish."
• If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
• "Why do you think the same five guys make it to the final table of the World Series of Poker EVERY YEAR? What, are they the luckiest guys in Las Vegas?" - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)