10 Random Poker Quotes

• I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
• If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me. -- Dan Nelson
• I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
• never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
• I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
• No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
• "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all." -Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"
• Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in. --Jarod Kintz
• Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand -paul newman-
• "No river, no fish."