10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
- If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me.
-- Dan Nelson
- I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
- never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
- I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
- No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
- "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all."
-Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"
- Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in.
--Jarod Kintz
- Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand
-paul newman-
- "No river, no fish."