10 Random Poker Quotes
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- Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
- The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing.
--Nick the Greek
- Two cowboys at table. One suddenly plunges a dagger through the hand of the other player, pinning the hand to the table. Then he says to his wounded opponent, "Sir, if that is not an ace of spades hidden beneath your hand, then I owe you an apology."
- "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."
- If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
- Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
- Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible.
Lisa: Really? Where?
Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.
- Concentrate.
Don't do anything stupid.
Catch some cards.
----Mrs. Cloutier, as TJ heads out to another tournament
- There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.