10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- To win a bit of money, make your opponent think your hand is stronger than it is. To win a lot of money, make him think your hand is weaker than it is. - Josh Avery
- Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
- Fish don't eat Nutz!
- Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand
-paul newman-
- Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves"
ActionDave
- I couldn't bet it, so I gave my Aunt $2 to make a bet for me. She didn't want me to be disappointed by losing my first bet, so she bought a show ticket. The horse won. It's been 40 years, I still havn't spoken to her again. --Gary Carson
- Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
- "Oh give me a break, Ace-eight! I guess some people like getting their money in as a 3-to-1 underdog." -Phil Hellmuth, at the 2004 WSOP
- "So, what did you have?"
"A pair...of balls."
- If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..