10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
- this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
- If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
- I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
- Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
- Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in.
--Jarod Kintz
- "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
- "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
- Fish don't eat Nutz!
- How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.