10 Random Poker Quotes

• Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand -paul newman-
• when i folded an A-7 suited under the gun which would've ended up giving me the small end of a mini jackpot, my dad said, "yeah, if i would've driven to Tucson, I would've found that diamond ring. But i don't drive to Tucson."
• The problem with slowplaying the nuts is that there might be somebody else slowplaying a hand they only think is the nuts. -Gary Carson
• Those eggs smell delicious!
• You can't let it get you down when somebody knocks you out of a tournament playing a hand they shouldn't have played. Without these types of players, nobody would win any amount of money, so sometimes you just have to take your medicine. - T.J. Cloutier, Championship Omaha
• "I got a full house! Whatchu got, sucker?" "Gee, does that beat me? All I got is two pair: a pair-a ones...and, uh, ANUDDA pair-a ones." -Nasta Canasta & Bugs Bunny, "Barbary Coast Bunny"
• How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
• I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
• "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
• There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is