10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Poker is for loners.
- Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
- It's Free To Fold...
- "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
- Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
- Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
- Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
- The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
- Acey Deucy Never Leucy
--Phil Hellmuth
- "There are few things that are so unpardonably neglected in our country as poker. The upper class knows very little about it. Now and then you find ambassadors who have sort of a general knowledge of the game, but the ignorance of the people is fearful. Why, I have known clergymen, good men, kind-hearted, liberal, sincere, and all that, who did not know the meaning of a "flush". It is enough to make one ashamed of the species." --Mark Twain