10 Random Poker Quotes

• Acey Deucy Never Leucy --Phil Hellmuth
• A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
• Poker is for loners.
• Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
• With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
• in the poker game of life women are the rake
• "Hooks (pair of Jacks) are for Fish. You've got to flop 'em, fold 'em, or fornicate 'em." Johnnie Moss
• Deal 'em, and read 'em. Ralph Malph
• I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament -Phil Helmuth
• "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom