10 Random Poker Quotes

• Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
• I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
• Never educate a stupid poker player.
• Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
• "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
• After taking a beat: "How bad do they play?...This is the World Series of Poker!" -Phil Hellmuth Jr.
• "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all." -Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"
• Sucking out won't help you. The only cure for stupidity is losing. -- The BRICK --
• No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
• "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."