10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- You can't let it get you down when somebody knocks you out of a tournament playing a hand they shouldn't have played. Without these types of players, nobody would win any amount of money, so sometimes you just have to take your medicine.
- T.J. Cloutier, Championship Omaha
- Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
- "Poker is just like the fucking universe man, the different combinations and outs are infinite so it's pointless racking your mind about bad beats and shit"
Stephen Morris
- Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.
- I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser.
-Stu Unger
- "if you riffle shuffle a standard deck
exactly 9 times the cards will return
to its original position as it were
prior to the 9 riffle shuffles."
- Sometimes doing the right thing loses you money and the wrong thing gains you money. The trick is figuring the right time to do the wrong thing and the wrong time to do the right thing.
- "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
- In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
- Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack