10 Random Poker Quotes

• Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
• Fook the floosh droo!
• I suck, therefore I suck out. North Shore Mike
• See AA before the flop is like a smile from the girl of your dreams, see AA lose to a pour hand on the river feels like the same chick just gave you a bad case of blue balls
• (after a particularly bad beat) "that was a terrible call" "it's called gambling" "no it's called really sucking at life especially poker and trying to throw your money away because your life is useless and you have been pondering suicide for the last week but getting lucky enough to keep it"
• Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
• Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won. -Will Schwarz
• what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
• Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
• Don't challenge strong players, challange weak ones. That's what they're there for. - John Vorhaus, author of Killer Poker