10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
- "I could make a crazy call on you..."
Sammy Farhah to Chris Moneymaker at the final table when Moneymaker went all in.
- If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
- "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
- Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won.
-Will Schwarz
- "Never say 'Whoa' to a mud puddle"
-- Anonymous
$4-to-go NL A-5 Lowball Table,
Cameo Club Palo Alto CA, 1977
- No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
- A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
- "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
- "Hooks (pair of Jacks) are for Fish. You've got to flop 'em, fold 'em, or fornicate 'em."
Johnnie Moss