10 Random Poker Quotes

• If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
• the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
• All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
• Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher. -Amarillo Slim
• Don't look at when a player sucks out on you with a trash hand as a loss. Think of it as an investment that will be returned with interest.
• "If i dont make that final table, nobody's gonna remember me next year. If i do make that final table, Im a poker legend overnight" - Dutch Boyd 2003 WSOP Main Event
• Trying to find the odds (not percentage) for this hand. One person has JJ the other 1010. On the flop is J 10 10, what are the odds of this happening?
• "I'd rather be lucky than good" - Lefty Gomez
• Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"