10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand
-paul newman-
- Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
- If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
- No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
- im going to 2 out you to death
- Poker is for fat, American losers.
- "Never say 'Whoa' to a mud puddle"
-- Anonymous
$4-to-go NL A-5 Lowball Table,
Cameo Club Palo Alto CA, 1977
- I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
- Please screen your these quotes, most of the crap people submit here don't classify as poker quotes at all, they just express how badly those persons misunderstand the game of poker or how proud they are that they understand elemntry concepts such as "counting outs" or "pot odds", no one cares jerks
- I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus