10 Random Poker Quotes

• "What've you got, Layne?" "You BEAT." Final table banter between Layne Flack and Mike "The Mouth" Matusow. $ 6,000 No Limit Hold'em Final Day 2004 Ultimatebet.com Poker Classic Radisson Aruba Resort & Casino, Palm Beach
• Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
• Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
• in the poker game of life women are the rake
• When I was young, I heard that all you need is a chip and chair. Now that I am old, I realize that they weren't talking about tortilla chips.
• Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear. -The old sage.
• never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
• Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves" ActionDave
• Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword