10 Random Poker Quotes

• I suck, therefore I suck out. North Shore Mike
• I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
• Son, when a man bets you that the jack of spades will rise out of the dwck and squirt water in your ear: son, don't take that bet, for, as sure as eggs is eggs, you'll end up with a wet ear.
• I don't really mind getting bad beats. Of course, 9 times out of 10, my superior cards will win. But that 1 time in 10 that someone catches lucky cards and beats me, I don't get mad. Because each of the next 9 times they think they can catch something adds another inch to my television.
• Poker is for loners.
• "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers
• Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
• The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
• You have to piss with the dick you have
• I'm a better poker player than I am a player. -RedGrant