10 Random Poker Quotes

• Son, when a man bets you that the jack of spades will rise out of the dwck and squirt water in your ear: son, don't take that bet, for, as sure as eggs is eggs, you'll end up with a wet ear.
• "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
• Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
• Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
• Deal 'em, and read 'em. Ralph Malph
• Poker is for fat, American losers.
• It's Free To Fold...
• Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
• "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
• I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.