10 Random Poker Quotes

• You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
• this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
• I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
• they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
• The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
• You can't let it get you down when somebody knocks you out of a tournament playing a hand they shouldn't have played. Without these types of players, nobody would win any amount of money, so sometimes you just have to take your medicine. - T.J. Cloutier, Championship Omaha
• what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
• "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time." -Phil Hellmuth
• "No river, no fish."
• In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi