10 Random Poker Quotes

• "All-in, bitches!!!"
• Sucking out won't help you. The only cure for stupidity is losing. -- The BRICK --
• If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
• Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
• Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
• "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
• In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
• "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
• Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
• See AA before the flop is like a smile from the girl of your dreams, see AA lose to a pour hand on the river feels like the same chick just gave you a bad case of blue balls