10 Random Poker Quotes

• After taking a beat: "How bad do they play?...This is the World Series of Poker!" -Phil Hellmuth Jr.
• if u play for the thrill u are ill
• "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses." Alex Powers
• Poker - love the pain or play checkers. - MoeSyzslak
• I can't raise it up. - Cow Jacobs
• "if you riffle shuffle a standard deck exactly 9 times the cards will return to its original position as it were prior to the 9 riffle shuffles."
• You know that you've seen a lot of poker when three people are all in before the flop, two of them turn over aces and the other turns over kings, and the king hits on the river, and you say, "I've seen that before, and ...."
• When I was young, I heard that all you need is a chip and chair. Now that I am old, I realize that they weren't talking about tortilla chips.
• "All-in, bitches!!!"
• No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!