10 Random Poker Quotes

• The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing. --Nick the Greek
• it is true that you may fool all of the people some of the time: you can even fool some of the people all the time: but you can't fool al of the peole all the time. -Abraham Lincoln
• Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
• the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
• Welcome to kicker school
• Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
• Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in. --Jarod Kintz
• The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
• "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
• "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer