10 Random Poker Quotes

• All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
• "If i dont make that final table, nobody's gonna remember me next year. If i do make that final table, Im a poker legend overnight" - Dutch Boyd 2003 WSOP Main Event
• You can't let it get you down when somebody knocks you out of a tournament playing a hand they shouldn't have played. Without these types of players, nobody would win any amount of money, so sometimes you just have to take your medicine. - T.J. Cloutier, Championship Omaha
• "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
• "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament -Phil Helmuth
• How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
• you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
• I'm a better poker player than I am a player. -RedGrant