10 Random Poker Quotes

• Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
• Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won. -Will Schwarz
• Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
• "First you're a champ, then you're a chimp, then you're a chump." [I was told this was a quote from Phil Hellmuth]
• Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• Why not, when some because there are three.
• they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
• "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
• "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
• i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes