10 Random Poker Quotes

• "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses." Alex Powers
• The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
• "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
• The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing. --Nick the Greek
• Why not, when some because there are three.
• "Poker is just like the fucking universe man, the different combinations and outs are infinite so it's pointless racking your mind about bad beats and shit" Stephen Morris
• Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.
• The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
• Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand -paul newman-
• No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!