10 Random Poker Quotes

• Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
• "What've you got, Layne?" "You BEAT." Final table banter between Layne Flack and Mike "The Mouth" Matusow. $ 6,000 No Limit Hold'em Final Day 2004 Ultimatebet.com Poker Classic Radisson Aruba Resort & Casino, Palm Beach
• "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
• If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
• Those eggs smell delicious!
• "Hooks (pair of Jacks) are for Fish. You've got to flop 'em, fold 'em, or fornicate 'em." Johnnie Moss
• "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword
• Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
• The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
• Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with. Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.