10 Random Poker Quotes

To win a bit of money, make your opponent think your hand is stronger than it is. To win a lot of money, make him think your hand is weaker than it is. - Josh Avery
Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
"I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
After taking a beat: "How bad do they play?...This is the World Series of Poker!" -Phil Hellmuth Jr.
With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel
"The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples... -doyle brunson, circa 1986